Rick Santorum - Kill granny now, why wait 10 years

Former Senator Rick "Man on dog sex" Santorum, putative Presidential candidate has decided to double down and outflank even Michelle Bachmans of the world.  He's impatient and just can't wait 10 years to stick it to granny.   He believes seniors should be so eager to participate in helping the solvency of America they will be quite happy to start spending their social security checks on their medical needs now instead of in 10 years time.

From the Sean Hannity show:

SANTORUM: My big argument with Paul Ryan is that he doesn’t apply a lot of these programs to the current generation of seniors, or those who are at or near retirement. And I think that presupposes that a lot of those current seniors don’t want to participate in the economic solvency of our country. Don’t want to participate in saving our country. I think that’s wrong. I think most seniors –- certainly those that can afford to –- are more than willing to do their fair share to solve their problem.

Then he'll be able to put Granny in a jar of formaldehyde on the mantlepiece next tov the fetus in a jar he keeps to remind his six (at last count) little Santorums that any one of them could be in that jar but for the fact that Daddy Santorum found God before he started making babies.